Diddle his peepee
1 hour ago with 32,686 notes

trackmark:

snapchatting:

*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

*reflection walks away*

5 hours ago with 1,563 notes

tanakas:

kidwithgoggles:

tanakas:

when people give you shit for liking a character that they personally dont like

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Agreed, except for Eridan. His fans deserve it.

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10 hours ago with 28,885 notes
"It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any."

-  Hugh Laurie (via lackapathy)

(Source: silkandmarble)

10 hours ago with 64,611 notes

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

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meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

(Source: f0xface)

10 hours ago with 219 notes
#cute boys
#my son
the-guy-below-me-sucks:

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Gavin Free.
10 hours ago with 31 notes
#cute boys
#holler
11 hours ago with 732 notes

Black Widow | Natasha Romanoff by Stephanie Hans
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#cute boys
#byeman
#YOU ARE PHYSICALLY UPSETTING ME STOP BEING CUTE YOU PRICK
11 hours ago with 89 notes
#cute boys
#byeman
#UPSET NOISES
11 hours ago with 95 notes
#cute boys
#my son
#byeman
#my sons
11 hours ago with 7,910 notes